I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
Please stop warning people
not to ingest disinfectant. We
should let this one play out.
I'm a hero!
I just rescued a pair of shoes. They were trapped in a store.
Time is precious,
waste it wisely.
Except when I call in sick, I know I’m lying.
I’m so sick of my problems!
I want rich people’s problems. Like where to park my yacht.
When does hibernation start?
I’d like to participate this year.
I just cleared out some space in the freezer
sounds more productive
than I just polished off a pint of ice cream.
I ate one brownie today instead of the entire pan.
Pretty sure I am a life coach now.
Nobody gets me like you get me.
There might be something wrong with you.
It's the worst day of your life so far!
Happiness is
...acting like a total freak to annoy someone.
I have no super powers.
Guess I must be the villain.
I've found that
if you tuck one part of your pant legs into your sock,
people expect less of you.
Always remember that your present situation is not your final destination.
There is more lovely crap yet to come.
Funny, I don’t remember being absent-minded.
One minute you’re young, hip & carefree and the next minute you’re photographing vegetables in your garden.
Young at heart.
…Slightly older in other places.
Money.
my favorite part of the day is when i get to go to my room and shut the door.
i’m flirting telepathically today so if u start giggling out of nowhere that was me.
congratulations to people who don’t get obsessed easily. i can’t relate, but i’m sure it’s lovely. unfortunately, i only know how to let things consume my entire soul.
i am absolutely NOT built for situationships, plz do not speak to me unless u wanna marry me.
when i try to act mysterious, but i am literally unable to shut my mouth for more than a minute.
A clean house is a sign of a
broken computer.
I’m evil now.
When you find true love
hold on to it with both hands, because sometimes TACOS can be hard to handle.
Body type:
Clearly not one to turn down a taco.