I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
There’s nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it.
yes! lemme know!
I am going to use this..make yourself at home, clean my kitchen. I'll let you know if it works :-)
Make yourself at home,
clean my kitchen.
My aim is getting better.
My heart has no room for you,
but the trunk of my car definitely does.
it’s still today.
I never fully realized how funny I was until
I started talking to myself.
Just in case no
one has told
you today.
I’m beautiful.
It’s not my fault you thought I was normal…
That’s on you.
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
A conscience is what hurts
when all your other parts feel good.
Share this
if you know someone who is alive today simply because you didn’t want to go to prison.
Good things come to those who,
book flights.
Don’t tell me what to do
unless you’re naked.
I only look up to you
because I am
short.
because one day
you get a little sleepy
and then you stay that way for the rest of your life.
There’s a nap for that.
🙂
Most people don't act stupid...it's the real thing.
Whenever I'm feeling fat, I try not to stress about it
and just keep my chins up.
SEX!!!!!!
Now that I’ve got your attention…
SMILE and have the best day possible…
❤️🙂
Today I’m drinking some positiviTEA.
☕️☕️☕️
Not to brag
but I totally
got out of bed today.
Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you gotta let that mango.
I just saw two zombies on a date. And they say romance is dead.
Why aren’t koalas actually bears?
They don’t meet the koalafications.
Worst thing you can do while cleaning
is to sit down "for just a minute".
9 out of 10 times when I lose something...
it's because I put it in a safe place.