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There’s nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it.
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haha 🙂🌈
yes! lemme know!
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Bundle of Joy! I thank you for the morning laugh!

I am going to use this..make yourself at home, clean my kitchen. I'll let you know if it works :-)
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Make yourself at home,
clean my kitchen.
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I still miss my ex - but guess what?
My aim is getting better.
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My heart has no room for you,
but the trunk of my car definitely does.
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I ate 12 times and took 5 naps and
it’s still today.
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I never fully realized how funny I was until
I started talking to myself.
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Don’t worry, insomnia is very common. Try not to lose any sleep over it.
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Just in case no
one has told
you today.

I’m beautiful.
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Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
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It’s not my fault you thought I was normal…
That’s on you.
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69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
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A conscience is what hurts
when all your other parts feel good.
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Share this
if you know someone who is alive today simply because you didn’t want to go to prison.
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Good things come to those who,
book flights.
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Don’t tell me what to do
unless you’re naked.
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Don’t flatter yourself.
I only look up to you
because I am
short.
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Adulthood is wild
because one day
you get a little sleepy
and then you stay that way for the rest of your life.
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iSleepy
There’s a nap for that.
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Most people don't act stupid...it's the real thing.
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Whenever I'm feeling fat, I try not to stress about it
and just keep my chins up.
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SEX!!!!!!

Now that I’ve got your attention…
SMILE and have the best day possible…

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Today I’m drinking some positiviTEA.
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Not to brag
but I totally
got out of bed today.
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Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you gotta let that mango.
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I just saw two zombies on a date. And they say romance is dead.
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Why aren’t koalas actually bears?
They don’t meet the koalafications.
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Worst thing you can do while cleaning
is to sit down "for just a minute".
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9 out of 10 times when I lose something...
it's because I put it in a safe place.
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