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Imagine if spiders giggled
while running away from us.
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June is almost over???
Julying!
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I’ll be saving my resolution for 2026.

I think I want to be an a***hole for 1 more year.
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Come here you big, beautiful cup of coffee & lie to me about how much we are going to get done today.
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I’m about 200% done with today and about 67% done with tomorrow already.
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Why is no one ever the right amount of
whelmed?
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Just say yikes
and move on.
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Keep your squats low
and your standards high.
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Gone crazy.
Be back shortly.
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If it requires a bikini,
my answer is yes.
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That's what sea said.
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Pretty sure my birth stone
is a seashell.
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If you're going to rise,
you might as well shine.
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It's beginning to look a lot like
cocktails.
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Summer ---
that crazy Sun of a beach.
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Sleeping is hard in the summer
because the blankets are too warm,
but without them I am vulnerable to monsters.
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I just tried on my summer wardrobe.
The only thing I managed to get into
was a state of panic.
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If you're not barefoot, then you're overdressed.
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I'm ready to make poor life choices
disguised as great summer memories.
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In summer, my favorite activity is going back inside.
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When all else fails, take a vacation.
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I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen.
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Follow your heart,
but take coffee with you.
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true story
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Best man and the groom waiting for the bride to make her entrance.

Best man says to the groom:
If you get too nervous, I’m happy to kiss the bride.
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Life isn’t just about searching for things.
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It’s about not bloody-well losing them in the first place.
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There’s nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it.
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haha 🙂🌈
yes! lemme know!
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Bundle of Joy! I thank you for the morning laugh!

I am going to use this..make yourself at home, clean my kitchen. I'll let you know if it works :-)
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Make yourself at home,
clean my kitchen.
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I still miss my ex - but guess what?
My aim is getting better.
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